so, i really want a turtle for christmas.
but now that i’m thinking about it…
that’s gonna be a lot of work
feeding it. cleaning it. playing with it. changing its water.
oh god what if it dies
WHAT IF it runs away like my mom’s turtle did….
OH GOD I’M NOT READY FOR THIS RESPONSIBILITY
it’s weird to think that people were alive before i was born.
like all this crap was going on in the world
and i’m just chillen inside an ovary, not even fertilized yet
Why was i born?
Out of all the eggs and sperm combinations that could’ve happened, this specific one had to happen, and now i’m alive
Like if one sperm was just a millisecond faster, i wouldn’t be the same person..
It’s weird to think that I’ll probably have kids one day
and they’re inside me right now
RIGHT NOW
one of these eggs will grow up and walk and talk….
and call me mommy : D
